<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
  
  <!-- Main landing page -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-01-11</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>1.0</priority>
  </url>
  
  <!-- The pages you weren't looking for -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/404</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-01-11</lastmod>
    <changefreq>always</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
    <!-- Most visited page, statistically speaking -->
  </url>
  
  <!-- Experimental pages (may or may not exist) -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/test</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-01-11</lastmod>
    <changefreq>hourly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <!-- Schrödinger's page: simultaneously working and broken -->
  </url>
  
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/demo</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-01-11</lastmod>
    <changefreq>weekly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.6</priority>
  </url>
  
  <!-- The void where old projects disappear -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/archive</loc>
    <lastmod>2025-12-01</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.1</priority>
    <!-- Here lie the abandoned experiments -->
  </url>
  
  <!-- Easter eggs and mysteries -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://rami.party/coffee</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-01-11</lastmod>
    <changefreq>always</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
    <!-- I'm a teapot (418) -->
  </url>
  
  <!-- Note: Some URLs may lead to undiscovered territories -->
  <!-- Warning: Actual page existence not guaranteed -->
  <!-- "Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda's Guide to Web Development -->
  
</urlset>
